serendipity
i am jessie. i am 21. i am a college student at ucf. i am going to be a teacher :) peace & love. some things i enjoy: family. best friends. turtles. tattoos. people that are passionate about things.
what I’m looking for in a man:
- will lend me his hoodies
- good sense of humor
- is a cutie patootie
- will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
- good taste in music
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one
The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.
The Office | Pilot/Finale
An accurate representation of me bowling
